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We leave out a plate of cookies and milk for a man that’s breaking into our home at night, teaching our children that it’s okay for a stranger to leave us gifts under a tree. So it’s only natural for our children to shout with joy when a jolly man in a red suit carrying gifts knocks on our door. It’s the perfect way to ruin a childhood when those gifts are filled with bullets, intended for you. It’s time to open those presents that this strange man who broke into your home left, because this is our last episode of Christmas and crime.